brandur

Brandur is Pedagog mammiboy his father is a Narcotect

Hey Brandurs father is a narcotect

by Hypesnype September 29, 2017

brandruff

Dandruff caused by using an offbrand hair product.

Damn! That dollar store shampoo gave me brandruff again. I should have used Patene; now my head is itchy.

by BarrythePolarBear November 21, 2017

Brandeslevel

Something quite useless. When there is a job that people do not like, we say it is Brandeslevel..

Aw, this job is brandeslevel.

Why did he assign us this homework, it is brandeslevel.

Don't talk to her, it is brandeslevel.

by Stich Smellfour January 15, 2018

bandersmash

BanderSmash is when you would like to have sex with a character or actor from Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.

Colin is a bit strange looking, but I'd let him BanderSmash me any day.

by BanderGuy December 30, 2018

Bandersnatched

The notion/feeling that a decision you've made or are about to make has been taken entirely out of your control.

I feel like not wanting to go to the gym was entirely Bandersnatched from me by my personal trainer.

by JayHartley January 14, 2019

Bandersnatch

A sex position when you are on a chair and a girl is on top the legs and body look like a flow chart decision line that splits into two

I'm going to try the bandersnatch tonight

by The midnight beast February 7, 2019

Bander

A Bander is a holidaymaker that is staying in an all inclusive resort. The wearing of the coloured band gives them ideas of grandeur. This continues into life outside the resort much to the annoyance of the locals.

Non-German band wearers are also know as TwatBanders.
German band wearers are an especially obnoxious breed and are deserving of the term KunterBunders.

Oh shit we'll never get a seat, the bus is full of TwatBanders.
Kunterbunders everywhere, they think they own the bloody island.

by residentofmalta May 8, 2019