tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011

Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.

Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011

bottle

Bottle - whether you have the nerve to take on something.

Don't bottle it now you big bottler.

by Adam brandon August 2, 2004

Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.

Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"

by Morson July 29, 2009

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

bottleguy

The internet shock image which involves a naked man who appears to have shoved a huge 16 OZ glass bottle nearly all the way into his anus (a bit like 1 man 1 jar apart from the glass doesnt break) with just the top of the bottle showing.

His anus has fully stretched but his balls are also dangling all the way down his legs and his dick looks like tis only 2 inches long. If you look carefully you will also notice that he is fully naked outside in a garden facing a pond.

haven't seen the image yet? go to www.bottleguy.com and see the picture of the bottle guy

by Prostate Exam August 15, 2014

friendly bottle

You say "friendly bottle" when you want everybody around to share a bottle of alcohol with you.
This involves passing the bottle around.

you: "Friendly bottle!"
others: "No thanks, I'm to drunk already..."

by octav April 30, 2006