Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Stub-born

Term used to describe a baby that came out with one or multiple under-developed or completely missing limbs.

To my knowledge there’s probably more than one medical condition that causes an effect such as this but the main one I can find is Phocomelia.

“I’m sorry sir but your child came out stub-born”
“stub-born? what does that even mean?”
“It came out without any arms”
“what?”

by RandomGayLovecraftianHorror April 6, 2023

Born again

A person who repented of his sins and decided to follow Jesus.

Since she is born again, she forgives others more easily, because God has forgiven her sins.

by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021

Borned

a retarded way of saying born

how were you borned?
its called born you stupid cunt

by mrmr dj42 May 23, 2017

Born Again Bottom

When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.

Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.

by Strobesauce May 4, 2021

Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017