gamer's boredom

That dreaded emptiness of being bored of every game in your collection. symptomes include: depression, anxiety and frustration.

Patient: no matter what I play, I always turn off the console.

Doc: I'm afraid you have a temporary case of video gamer's boredom.

Patient: D:

by annnnonnnnymous September 29, 2011

how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...

I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored

by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022

bombed up

drunk , fucked up, falling down over intoxicated

My dad is a off the boat European so imagine this in broken English

"You come home 2 in the morning....bombed up...dummy"

by thebigcroatdude May 29, 2008

total boredom

The psychological result currently happening to people around the world from being quarantined at home to minimize the spread of a Corona virus.

This covid19 pandemic has forced me to create around 20 new words on Urban dictionary. This is total boredom. 😷🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008

boredophobic

a person or a group of people that are suffering from a boring disease in which makes them always are bored, nothing can please them. Telling them to do something fun does not cure the disease, this mostly happens when you are texting a person.

Run4life: Dude, you see jenny over there?
Myspacehoe11: Yeah what about her?
Run4life: She suffers from boredophobic
Myspacehoe11: Wow really?! I wonder what shes doing now..
Run4life: Most likely being bored...

by tmill18 January 22, 2009

Bored

When one finds oneself with a bleak prospect of intimacy and/or coitus and has little to nothing to do as to distract oneself from painfully dwelling on such.

"I'm sick of merely occupying this computer! I'm categorically bored! I need nooky!"

by Chadeo April 18, 2009