A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024
Get the Bonkmug. the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
Get the bonk brosmug. 
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
Get the Bonk Missionmug. 
Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.
by Finslayyy February 14, 2024
Get the Nipple Bonkingmug. A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.
"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Bonk Choymug.