Boner McGregor

When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.

Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?

Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. August 25, 2017

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secret boner

An erection that is unknown to the public.

I'm glad I didn't wear my sweatpants in class today because I had a secret boner for Ms. Birbalsingh.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

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A Bus Boner is an erection that one gets while riding the bus. It is usually caused by the combination of fatigue, warmth, and the vibrations of the vehicle. Similar occurrences have also been reported in mini-vans and tour boats.

Michael was afraid that when he stood up to get off at his stop everyone would see his bus boner.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

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Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

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Denim Boner

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009

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