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Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.
To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.
by Homophones August 4, 2020
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blobself

A gender neutral word instead of himself/ herself/ itself/ themselves

It’s used by people who go with the pronoun blob
I tried to get to know someone but I couldn’t make blob talk about blobself
by Seaki January 3, 2021
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blob

me
im blob
by Blcbby July 28, 2021
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BlobPlan

One of the known types of Blob kind
BlobPlan
by BlobPlan September 3, 2021
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blob job

a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.
hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
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by jewpornstar April 12, 2011
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blob chins

Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.
"i love my blobchins" matty giles

"no-no" matty giles
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blobjob

some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database
Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"
by bomberman3k February 14, 2008
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