Prairie Blumkin

The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face

Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!

by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024

Sigma BLANKING ERUPTION

When your edging session fails and you accidentally finish and scream "THIS IS FOR CHIEF LEPOHOMA." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS

Oh no I just had a Sigma Blanking Eruption and it's all over my cat, MOM HELP!!!

by CHEELEPEDGE23 March 13, 2024

goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

Frog Blinking

when youre so damn tired youre not even blinking correctly

man 1: blinks like a frog (?)
man 2: holy shit dude are you Frog Blinking?

by i forgor. February 15, 2025

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

my hitta bunkin’

When your trap phone is ringing off the hook, being ‘blown up’ by prospective customers looking to buy product from you.

Man, these fiends won’t stop blowing me up! My hitta bunkin’!

by Hob Knob June 6, 2024