On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
Get the Birthday Blowjobmug. Rob pretends his bong is his dick and his girl sara take a hit of said bong that's a mother fucking marijuana blowjob
by Billykid0923 January 19, 2014
Get the marijuana blowjobmug. Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:
1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;
2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;
3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;
2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;
3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.
2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.
3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.
3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
by tman September 15, 2004
Get the blowjob queenmug. A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.
Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"
Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"
Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"
by Condog4 September 6, 2009
Get the Fattie Blowjobmug. by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010
Get the Birthday Blowjobmug. while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.
by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010
Get the colorado blowjobmug. In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
by ThePooch November 27, 2011
Get the Birthday Blowjobmug.