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brain blow job 

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

Motor Blow job 

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.
Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.
Motor Blow job by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome
Triple blow job by Daman4836 January 15, 2023

Helen Keller Blow Job 

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

Gas Station Blow Job 

Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.
Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!

Michigan Blow Job 

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.
Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.