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Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.
I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.
by estowista October 5, 2011
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Dog Blocked

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.
The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.
by fun&games August 7, 2019
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Botox blocked

Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.
She can barely move her mouth to chew
becuase shes botox blocked.
by taylor May 13, 2005
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bricked at birth

either extremely ugly or extremely stupid due to being repeatedly smacked in the head with a brick upon birth.
Bricked at birth (ugly)

Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.

Bricked at birth (stupid)

OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
by Darth Aza January 2, 2010
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Rock Blocked

When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.
"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."
by diceccon August 3, 2009
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Blocked Guang Shinji

a term used by cool people to indicate some fucktard blocked in MSN messenger.
AcMonG (>TrsT<) : Blocked
GMG (>TrsT<) : Guang
Ghos.R (>TrsT<) : Shinji

Viper (>TrsT<) : OWNED!
by Cool Person August 5, 2003
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Blacked

Basically the same as RickRolling but with Rebecca Black's "Friday"
Girl: "I just want it to be Saturday!"
Guy: "NO! It's Friday, Friday. Gonna get down on Friday!"
Girl: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: You've just been Blacked!
by supersmah May 4, 2011
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