beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.

*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?

by bop[ April 30, 2021

bertie

To throw up/vomit/be sick.

Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

i.
Person at a party:

*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*

Everyone else in the vacinity:

"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"

ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."

iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."

by Rosaliiie May 7, 2009

bartiromo

a chick who is a serious class_A ultrababe, smart and can talk real proper, mesmerising, you can't take your eyes off her.

"Bartiromo........mmm..mmmm"

by mich July 19, 2004

Bartier

A name Cardi B calls herself. It's a spin the Cartier which is a high end jewelry and accessory design company. She chances the C to B due to her Blood gang affiliation.

Everything I wear is bartier.

by J.O. from the N.O. November 3, 2018

leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you

Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .

by timmy gendron May 24, 2008