bert is evil

A common phrase used by Sesame Street haters and homophobes as an excuse not to watch the show.

Bert is evil. End of story.

by melo the reaper June 11, 2006

Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011

Bertapelle

A family of alcoholic Italians that breed like rabbits and yell at bicyclists. They are almost all talented at playing stringed instruments.

Wow, your family is like a bunch of Bertapelles.

by EmoNuMou October 7, 2009

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Bertation

When somebody loses control of him or herself, or generally has an epic fail.

You really had a bertation today during your presentation.

by gimli1995 March 5, 2011

bertaa murdaa

A female doctor slash rapper all

in one

Bertaa Murdaa ona track

by #showemhowwecomin May 13, 2016

Bertation

Ber-ta-tion

1. When a reporter completely loses it on TV.

2. When you have the worlds biggest brain fart.

3. When you lose all control over what you are saying.

4. See YouTube.

Well a very very ...uh heafy der, Bertation tonight. we had a very dares, dareson, fight. let's go ahead tears tazin'. lets go ahead ..

by Len Dog March 2, 2011