Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.

I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.

by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024

Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.

I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.

by d_dbn October 9, 2021

Frosty Stiff Boy

A cold beer

Fire a Frosty Stiff Boy this way my man

by bobby shmurdalot May 10, 2021

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.

You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.

by son1 March 20, 2021