School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.

Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

ratchet gas station bathroom

Nasty ass bathroom at a gas station with cum stains on the wall and unflushed shit

Thats a ratchet gas station bathroom

by mooneyboy August 2, 2014

Dulaney high school bathroom

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.

I’d rather die in a port-a-potty then use a Dulaney high school bathroom.

by Cl0bie May 30, 2018

Burger King Bathroom

Wrecking a Burger King bathroom by spraying explosive diarrhea on all surfaces, while completely missing the commode.

Jeff is such a chode. I pulled a Burger King Bathroom just before I left his lame party.

by DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbe July 12, 2018

middle school bathrooms

The middle school bathrooms home of the graffiti instagram YouTube

People go to the middle school bathrooms and only to watch YouTube or scroll throw instagram with graffiti on the bathroom stalls and walls to see more on this story go subscribe to int_rekt yt and when at 200 subscribers

by 3773msd! October 27, 2019

Quad c bathroom

A bathroom where every drug in existence has been done

Bro they went to the quad c bathroom you know what that means

by Thycuntfuckery July 7, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021