Bartholomew

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

Bardoofle

To be in love with the guy/girl who likes your best friend but he always flirts with you, therefore he is a flirty ass. He likes your friend and has kissed him/her but flirts with you so you confused and then have a mental breakdown and don't know whether you like him/her anymore because this person likes your best friend.

Omg he Is a Bardoofle

wtf I thought he liked her...but he is flirting with me he is such a Bardoofle
She literally is such a Bardoofle I can't right now

by The Person who knows what's up November 3, 2016

Barstool

A polite way of saying the word bastard

You barstool

by Thingymbob August 5, 2017

Bartyoa

A dick that in between boobs

Everyone down the street does bartyoa

by Tumahdjdjsha November 12, 2019

Bartholomation

Bartholomation is the transition of one person changing from a gangsta naughty kid to a polite extraordinary posh young gentleman. This usually happens when families decide their boy is being too naughty and send him to a Grammar School or a Private Boys School, example: St. Cuthberts.

"Ah, isn't our boy more lovelier than before, he must being going through his Bartholomation!"

by Bartholomew Barnabus Stewardus March 25, 2020

Bartholomew

When something is just crazy idk

Bro that shit was mad Bartholomew!

by Bartholomew Makaveli May 16, 2022

Bartholomew

Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.

Bartholomew is the iconic Rizzler

by ‘Beasts of England’ May 3, 2023