barfari

the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.

person 1: Dude, how'd you break your leg?

Person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.

by gggbof November 10, 2010

Bapfucked

To literally be hit in the face with your own boobs (possibly while running).
Can be used to describe most situations

"I heard you drank a lot last night dude"
"Ah man I was so bapfucked, god knows what happened..."

"Yo homie check out that honey's swag over there..."
"Woah she's hot, I'd let her bapfuck me anyday"

"GERONIMOOOOO!"
"BAPFUCKKEEED!"

"Ah girl, the other day I wasn't wearing my sports bra...got totally bapfucked on the treadmill."

by The Co-Creator of Bapfucked March 2, 2012

barfhead

a dyke. A gross looking dyke with very short hair and a little bit of facial hair

Janice is a barfhead. She says that her beard tickles jineys. ughghghhghghghgh!

by bojzzle October 19, 2013

barfdong

When you're giving a guy head and you barf on his dong.

"Man, I got some of the best barfdong I've ever had in my life!"

"Really, what'd she eat for dinner?!"

by Dingdonger May 19, 2014

Barf-a-bout

Walking around in the woods while puking. A common occurrence while camping.

Did you just go on a barf-a-bout?

by Cuttyhutter January 6, 2017

Barfeso

A term used to describe people who suddenly hit you when they are excited or laughing

Hide he's Cracking up
What happens when he is excited?

He gives you a spanking. He is barfeso.

by Wasd444 November 19, 2017

Barf me out

A Valley expression meaning "to be disgusted" or "being displeased" with a person or situation. Why it's called "Barf ME out" is beyond me. I mean why have you been swallowed by someone in the first place? and is the person vomiting you out some rando or is it the guy you're upset about. By the way, do you come out as a whole or already chewed and digested? Anyway someone is going to be dead either way in this scenario. Either you're dead from all the stomach acid slowly turning you into fine brown mush or (if you barfed out as a whole) the person vomiting is gonna be torn apart into pieces while he's living through that nightmarish feverdream of a Californian 80s term. Anyway i've wasted 10 minutes of my life, so im gonna go back to comment on some christian mom sites on facebook in hopes of redpilling them on chemtrails and on liberal inventions like homosexuality, climate change and gun control. The latter will completely stop natural selection in schools! (and they say we don't believe in evolution). Well dear reader i won't let you stop from reading more interesting definitions on this website. Actually its mostly definitions of girl names for some reason. Let me improvise one on the spot: "Ashley. Ashley is someone who would go on Urban Dictionary because she heard a phrase on Netflix and doesn't know what it means so she instantly feels panic curling up her bum because of her anxiety to always trying to fit in. I'm looking at you Ashley."

Thanks bye

"Barf me out. Gag me with a spoon!"

by Totallyradicl July 22, 2018