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Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).
My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
by Warzawr May 6, 2014
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ta-bap

The Texas Backhand Slap. The art of licking ones hand and administering a backhand to anyone within reach.
Paul was acting up so his stinky ass got a ta-bap.
Ashley was being a slut so she got bap-ta-bap-ta-mushroom slapped.
by Joel Desbois January 18, 2007
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pastie bap

A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
by jamesbensonphillips May 10, 2011
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boom bap

Taken from the phonetic sound of old school hip-hop drum samples - 'boom = kick' (i.e. bass drum) 'bap' = 'snare' (er... snare drum)
"With the kicks, snares, kicks and hi hats / still in the trade of that ol' boom bap"

Apathy -- 'That Ol' Boom Bap'
by Rize April 13, 2004
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b'bap

(pronounced "baa-bap") the jiggly fat on your arm (triceps area)
"that woman's got a lot of b'bap!"

"when he waves goodbye his b'bap really shines."

"Tim enjoys a glass of wine and a lot of b'bap."
by Rodney D. October 14, 2008
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hairy tuna bap

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap
by Ashers September 4, 2003
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j bap

the juul
by thewizarrrdb August 20, 2019
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