by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009
Get the bald shinemug. "Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
Get the Struggle Baldmug. A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.
by freedomFREEDOM September 29, 2015
Get the bald eaglemug. by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011
Get the Bald Coconutmug. by koolaidftw April 26, 2011
Get the Bald Eaglemug. When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
by e_larsen0710 February 26, 2008
Get the Bald Mikeymug. When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.
I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.
by N8dog640 July 15, 2014
Get the Bald eaglemug.