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badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
mugGet the badgesmug.

Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008
mugGet the Ass Badgemug.

Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
mugGet the Fat Kid Badge "FKB"mug.

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.
Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022
mugGet the Badge-Surfingmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

Cracked badge

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."
by Bird the Word January 2, 2009
mugGet the Cracked badgemug.

Its a badge not a vape

Bought a $3 vape off aliexpress, came in as a badge
Used when something seems one way but turns out to be another
“Its a badge not a vape”- 7lm
“You deceived us you dumb nigga… its a badge not a vape!!!” - Melly
by 4uyiaa August 30, 2025
mugGet the Its a badge not a vapemug.

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