Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.

"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019

badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.

Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .

The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.

by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018

Badge Vulture

A person that hunts for or buys Discord accounts with badges.

This person tries to get as many as possible.

Omg look at that badge vulture

by ELVINSE June 22, 2023

Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Badge Nazi

Someone who thinks only German cars are good and hates on cars made by companies of other countries. They judge a car based off the car badge/emblem brand and assume any car badge of any non-German company is bad. They overlook the car itself and only care about the German brand name. Hence the term Nazi because they only like German cars and hate every car that isn't from a German brand.

Person: Ooh look at that Corvette!
Badge Nazi: Who cares, any 4-series is better than that because it ain't from the autobahn.

by tripleu July 16, 2016