Bacon Fatigue

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.
Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.
by Not A Robot May 02, 2013
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Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.
"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."
by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack September 22, 2011
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Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 March 05, 2006
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Stranger Bacon

any kind of meat with unknown cleanliness or point of origin
"Dude, the cafeteria is serving burgers today"

"Im not touching that stranger bacon"
by maxm246 November 29, 2013
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Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused
just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think
by dan102 September 20, 2010
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Bacon Tits

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
by Markoos13 February 18, 2021
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Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
by Brightshadows April 23, 2010
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