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blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.
Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!
by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014
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Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.
You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.
by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014
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Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
by Chigga1323 December 29, 2013
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blanket snake

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.
by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015
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Clout Blanket

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.
Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!
by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019
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Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the nightsliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
by Hela Armon April 8, 2019
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glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !
Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019
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