auto drive

When you are incredibly tired that your actions are almost robotic. You don't process what it is that you're actually doing, just doing it to get it done and out of the way. Think McDonalds staff putting together a burger - bun, patty, sauce, lettuce, bun, put aside, repeat.

I don't even know how I completed that task, I was just on auto drive. robotic brainwash

by LionsHead November 18, 2013

auto-save

A situation where a save point cannot be used and the need to save is continuous and uncontrollable.

Jerry: "So how did you like "Mr. Taquito's" burrito delight?"
Ben: "I had to auto-save all night!!"

by aernei July 4, 2008

auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

by ad fan September 15, 2008

Auto Trader

A free magazine often located in petrol garages across the UK. Homeless, sad or obese people with nothing better to do read these. A common theme associated with this is the Best clan whacking off to cars rating them so highly and remarking on their fine bodywork and good looking interior.

Wow. That fat obese emo Martin Best is picking up another Auto Trader magazine!

by ClagnutSam October 24, 2007

auto-cock

A large penis that is automatically awarded to someone based on their life performance.

We're seniors. We automatically have cocks. we have auto-cocks

by Black Master K April 11, 2008

auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 December 24, 2008

Auto Correct

When you realize that you said something you shouldn't have, the person you are talking to didn't hear you and you get a chance to say something different.

When he asked me if he looked hot in his new jeans, I said "only if your going for a Mom look". I totally got a chance for an auto correct, when he said 'What?'

by KonKid June 30, 2011