wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

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Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.

I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

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dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.

Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.

by OnlyCW July 21, 2022

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Grousing Distance

A messurementof distance in referance to a man fireing a smaw

You talkin mad-shit

For someone in Grousing Distance

by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019

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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

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