Asshole

Anyone who dislikes my definition

That asshole just disliked me !!

by marobasm May 16, 2011

assholic

noun: Someone who repeatedly and compulsively behaves like an asshole
adj.: describing the behavior of aforementioned person

As he raged on for the fifth time that week, she began to realize he had a problem—he was an assholic. And at that moment, she realized she was not to blame for his assholic behavior—the problem was his, not hers.

by Erin Merritt November 11, 2006

asshole

When a group of white people are witness to a black person doing a real "nigger move" but, because of the black person's presense, are not able to call the black person a nigger, they say, "asshole", but mean, "nigger".

Cracker #1: "Yo! Jarome took the last piece of pizza! You are an asshole Jarome!"
Cracker Posse: "Ha ha!"
Jarome: "Man, ya'll be trippin'."

by weezy1488 December 3, 2007

asshole

Assholery

When an asshole is so proficient at being an asshole it becomes art.

Franks exhibition of assholery at the company christmas party has become legend.

by David Beasley September 20, 2008

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Asshole

The rood-word 'ass' was originally used as another term for donkey, obviusly because a donkey has a big buttocks, some douche bag decided it would be comical to use the word 'ass' to describe the glutumous maximus of the homo erectus. "Asshole" defines the gateway to pleasure, and after that night is also the word you get called by the keeper of the "Asshole".

You Asshole Derek, I can't believe you stuck it in my asshole in the night while I was asleep!

by I LOVE TEH BEER May 4, 2004

asshole

1. Somebody who is irreverent, creative, and funny, and who highlights what a goose-livered looser pansy you are to your girlfriend.

2. Someone socialist fuck-wits want to beat to death after interment in a goolag.

That asshole fucked my girlfriend and made me realize that I am a pathetic nothing waste of a human with no heart, soul, creativity or beauty. That asshole, and all assholes, need to be purged, so that my girlfriend, and maybe lots of other women, have no choice but to be with me.

by Edmundo Daudi March 16, 2010