assbucks

Made in 2022, a currency that is almost worthless. It's money you take and shove up your ass or sit on it.

Man, I'll give you my water bottle for 10 million assbucks!

by NotPerson 69420 May 2, 2023

Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.

"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."

by BigChedda July 11, 2014

Det var Assbørn

A sentence used to describe when Asbjørn did something, usually related to something bad

person 1: "Okay who took a shit on the dog?"

person 2:"Det var Assbørn"

by yeppermand May 24, 2021

Assburgers

A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.

I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.

by Mandatory Douche December 9, 2008

assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.

last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

assbelly

when someone is so fat that their ass actually hangs over their belt-line, looking like a small belly on their ass, very rare, and only found on the fattest of fatasses

assbelly fat people

by leg#3 May 13, 2010

Assburgers

Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.

"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.

by rondolais November 29, 2011