National ask a girl out day 

National ask a girl out day is on the 16th November! Go to your crush and ask her out.. she might say yes!

Guy 1: hey look there’s Molly

Guy 2: ah man you should totally ask her out, it is national ask a girl out day today!
Guy 1: yeah imma go for it
Guy 1: hey Molly! Would you go out with me?
Molly: yeah sure you seem like a pretty nice guy!

National ask a girl out day by Dumbtingz November 14, 2019

can i ask you a question? 

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

can i ask you a question? by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007

National ask your crush out day

ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no

girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?

boy-uhh sure!

National ask your crush out day by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019

Didn't Ask

An unoriginal reply said either when someone has run out of things to reply with or said in an attempt to act defiant or edgy.

Person 1: "Don't care, Didn't ask."
Person 2: "Wow how original."

Didn't Ask by Largemakesstuff May 3, 2020

I didn’t ask 

A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.

person 1 : i’m going out .
person 2: i didn’t ask
person 1: lol ok????? think your cool?

I didn’t ask by 12235567 April 15, 2019

oh mary, don't ask! 

Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man

QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to Port Jefferson, that fucking tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.

oh mary, don't ask! by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.

Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.

biting into my ask by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014