odins a+ parenting

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor

Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.

by I SHIP TOO MANY SHIPS April 28, 2019

Skype the parents

Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.

Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.

by dogd February 14, 2017

Narcissistic Parent

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.

If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2021

Strict parents

The worst kinds of parents

They decide food

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words

You have strict parents

by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023

Strict parents

The worst kind of parents

The device food

They decide bedtime

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up sucks fart turd and hate are bad words

Strict parents are the worst

by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022