assholerance

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

by Hilbe August 13, 2015

Ninja Asshole

When an unsuspecting individual is an asshole.

ASIAN is a Ninja Asshole

by xxBA115xFreaKyx June 18, 2010

Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.

by rockin'blob November 17, 2014

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015