armand

1. Armand is defined in the spanish dictionary as a person who is annoying and often referred to as a piece of poo that won't flush.
2. The coolest of cool people to ever touch the face of the earth.

1. Stop being an Armand!
2. Wow, I wish I was an Armand.

by Armandooo September 4, 2006

Armadillo

a lesbian stalker

sarah

by Stickerless Stickleby September 30, 2003

Armadale

Inner suburb of Melbourne, Victoria, about 6 ks South-East of the city centre, between East Prahran and Malvern. Best known for the Armadale Hotel on High Street and the Armadale Uniting Church, also on High Street.

I saw a cool band play at the Armadale Hotel.

by Jani K September 27, 2005

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016