Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.
She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
by flyingsioux August 6, 2008
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jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career
Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle
by madatBill November 24, 2014
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jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.
Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.
by ungukhh December 25, 2013
mugGet the jello rapistmug.

jello

hot and attractive guy, istg hes so hot and he has big balls
damn jello hot
by not jello September 14, 2021
mugGet the jellomug.
A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."
by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024
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liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.
Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.
by pseudonym not chosen August 1, 2016
mugGet the liquid jellomug.

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
by burbman1969 April 13, 2021
mugGet the jello dickmug.

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