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turd animals

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023
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Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships
We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.
by iheartfosse February 20, 2009
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Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.
Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!
by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022
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Please don't feed the animals

Short: PDFTA

Successful rock group from London, UK.

Characterized by their sick guitar player Scott Langford, naked bass player Eric Lamb, female beat player Kae Takemura and energetic vocalist Oskar Hall.

Can be seen in many famous bars and clubs in and around London and in larger arenas in a few years to come.
Girl 1: Have u heard please don't feed the animals?

Girl 2: Yeah, they are amazing! And they are all sooo fit too...

Girl 1: I kno! They make me wanna touch myself!
by PDFTA:er December 27, 2009
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animalist

no example necessary to depict animalist.
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