Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck

Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.

by bread from a yeast infection June 10, 2019

Anal Astronaunt

Act of males porking other males in the butthole.

harry sure is a anal astronaunt

by sexual relation July 14, 2009

astronaut

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"

Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.

by Tune It October 25, 2007

French Astronaut

The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.

"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!

by Hoohoodilli January 20, 2011

ASTRONAUT

Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!

"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."

by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008

astronomous

'dogs bollox', 'heavy' & 'jolly good old chap'(for the toffs) all rolled into one!

"it was an astronomous footy match"!!

by Ben February 15, 2004

Astronaut

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.

Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.

by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015