Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.

Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"

by lennyd November 21, 2010

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015

Back alley dunker

Someone (usually from the ghetto) who obsesses over basketball even though they have no chance at making it big

Yo dude did you see brian at the basketball game he was awful

Yeah man he's nothing but a back alley dunker

Yeah i guess youre right

by Mercury111 July 31, 2016