Alex

Opposite to Anna who sucks ass

Look there's ALEX

Well he sure isn't like Anna who sucks ass

by FuckAnna October 20, 2021

Alex

Alex’s are adorable and I want him to know how much I love him. They are everything anyone will look for in a guy - sporty, handsome, smartish, wonderful smile and great hugs. No one could match or come close to how amazing Alex’s are. They are funny and will knock someone’s lights out of they hurt you or someone close to him. They can be rude at times but always undo what they have done. They are romantic and if you are lucky enough to meet one you will realise that. When you meet him you will be like “best friends” and if your a girl, you will slowly fall in love.

Girl 1 : “do you know Alex?”
Girl 2 : “yeh he’s well peng! Should I ask him out?”
Girl 1 : “too slow.”

*girl 1 walks over and promptly asks Alex out*

by hdushajdhdvdjs October 23, 2017

Alex

A total smartass. Really funny, total babe. Everyone thinks he is kind of odd, but he is my flawed boyf. Can be really annoying, but you'll love that about him. Does the exact opposite of what you say. He is so loveable and kind, and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Even though he pretends to. He's the best bestie anyone could ever ask for.

Person One: Why is that small child crying?
Person Two: Oh, that was Alex! He hit him in the shins with a razor scooter!
Person Three: He's one sexy motherfucker.

by roxy468 March 11, 2018

Alex

A really sweet guy who actually cares and seems to be misunderstood. Apparently he “manipulates relationships” but I mean if you want to believe that then go ahead but that ain’t him.

“Isn’t that Alex?”
“The guy who broke a relationship and is pretending to be hurt?”
“that’s not it, you mfing doofus.”

by beech* October 17, 2019

Alex

Annnoying to the girls he likes. He likes many girls talk to them. Never shy to the ladies or men. He likes medium sized girls. The girls he likes think hes annoying but he doesnt know.

GIRL: why are u so annoying alex
ALEX: im bot im flirting with you

by Unidentifed55 March 11, 2017

Alex

A stupid cock sucking asshole who is a dumb piece of fucking fuck shit and as well as a massive fucking pussy twat cunty cunt cunt who eats shit and should get hit by a fucking bus

Hey there is Alex, he is so fucking ugly he makes blind kids cry

by Alex sucks cock November 21, 2021

Alex

An Alex is a man who is nothing less and nothing more than authentically perfect in the eyes of the receiver. He is courageous and adventurous and holds his own truth with certainty. He is eternally with in us and we are eternally within him.

He is my Alex, and I will endlessly love my Alex.

by Beepbopboopbop September 25, 2018