1. An overwhelming urge to completely destroy or mangle something that is so cute, that it’s pathetic. This feeling is usually triggered by baby animals or objects that tend to be “Smoll”.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
“OMG bro! Did you see Linda’s Miniature Lahsa Apso Labradoodle Puppies?! I was holding one It was so goddamn cute that my Adorable Aggression kicked in!… I had to put it down before I puked on it and punted it across the yard!”
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I can't believe Amy just posted "cute pic" on Tom's photo when she won't even return his phone calls. That is so postive aggressive.
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Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.
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