Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

actual dickhead

A person who is always a stubborn prick regardless of atmosphere or time frame.

Richard ate all of the coolwhip with his pie, hes an actual dickhead.

by larcod February 4, 2018

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

ACTUALLY one of the boys girl

This is a girl who is LGBTQ and gives masculine traits and acts like her gender the same time she's independent she doesn't like the word pick me because she's not a pick me and she refers to herself as like a stud or a stem she's very nice she's not pick me at all

boy: yeah she def ACTUALLY one of the boys girl

by truepu February 18, 2022

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

actually

When used to begin a sentence it means that everything said previous was bulshit and they know better.

Me something something something something something
The a****** using the word actually actually everything you just said is complete b******* and I'm going to tell you otherwise.

by Senores mysterioso March 25, 2021