Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.

Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022

Theo

The most amazing and helpful person in the world.

“Theo is so amazing!”

by - swag kenma January 31, 2021

Theo kapsalis

Sexgod

High body count

Threat to your daughters virginity

Theo Kapsalis can you pound my pussy

by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022

Theo

Theo is guy with gaigentic penis and everyone likes him

Omg, I fucked theo yesterday and I can't move three days..

by Luca yathat November 22, 2021

Theo Hernandez

Best Fullback In The World

Imagine thinking the Bundesliga or PL farmers got a better fullback, Theo Hernandez is truly clear this year

by Urbanndiictionaryofficial December 22, 2020

Theo

Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all

Theo is so fucking cool

by IsaXx May 11, 2022

Theo

Theo is a person with more leg then upper body, A shit australian accent, and gives a 1 million mile stare. A Theo also has emo hair, and only has baggy clothes.

Guy - Damm that person looks wierd.

Other guy - He must be a Theo.

by SUUUUUUIIIIIIIII November 23, 2022