PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

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Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

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The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.

"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.

by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020

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canine cruising

Susan had a part time job walking dogs, or as we say in the business "canine cruising".

by J. M. Kiter July 29, 2023

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During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

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Prolly cruise

The phrase you tell your home boy when you gonna dip. When you say this, he should follow it up by asking if its a legit cruise. You then say its a legit cruise though and dap him up.

Ight, imma prolly cruise. Its a legit cruise though.

by Shaggy the shagger November 21, 2022

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