CALLUM TURNER

THE HOTTEST AND THE MOST TALENTED ACTOR IN THE WORLD

OH THERE GOES CALLUM TURNER

by Pasta. June 6, 2022

callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum

Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!

by Subject031 February 27, 2017

callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010

Dirty Callum

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock

Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022