congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

KYS yourself

Killing yourself with no extra objects or reasons. Just you and your bare hands.

Man you should really just KYS yourself!
Dont jump from there or shoot yourself! KYS yourself!

by ExistingIsPainWithYouXO September 6, 2018

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 9, 2021

Unalive yourself

It’s a way of telling someone to go die but survive it. So a nice way telling someone to die because they said something stupid or off”

“I thought Obama was white” “what bro? Bro just go unalive yourself”

by Jojo aka @3xclusive._.jo April 5, 2021

kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.

Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005

Kill yourself

When someone disagrees with someone politically

Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

by Somepersonthatexists September 5, 2021

murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 31, 2017