your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022

Your mom

ITS JUST YOUR MOM

your mom is fat

by CHFRJHDGTfydjfyvth July 2, 2021

your mom

some times used for roast

your mom is so stupid...

by XLE1829 December 11, 2018

Your mom

A fat ugly creature that's entitled and complains about everything. Also a boomer who talks to them self and repeat everything they say about 69 times.

Random 1: who's your main in super smash bros
Random 2: your mom
Random 3: oooooh he got yo fat momma there
Random4: lol

by Uhhhyourmom68 February 9, 2020

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014