Another term for a double bass, acoustic bass, or bass fiddle. It's the largest of the string instruments (resembling a giant violin) and lowest-sounding instrument found in an orchestra. Can be played with a bow or plucked with the fingers. The word "upright" means that it is to be played while standing up while holding the instrument upright, as opposed to how a bass guitar is held (on the lap or at a 45 degree angle). Also not to be confused with the cello, which is smaller and played while sitting down.
by Bill M. August 28, 2004
by Goat613 May 14, 2010
Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.
Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.
by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006
Charlie: Hey did you here about that new bass god next door?
Will:Yea he came over and my mom gave him a turnpike. -_-
Will:Yea he came over and my mom gave him a turnpike. -_-
by PuR3G3o August 21, 2012
mispronounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled bass-turd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish poop.
by suikodenfan88 August 06, 2010
When she slams down on your dick so hard the vibrations of her huge ass carry to your ears making you hear a low note.
by TheHunterOfPussy June 06, 2018
The instrument that no one cares/knows about.
Guy 1: Wow that guitar player is amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........
by TurtleSayShnarf April 01, 2009