shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

Winkleman

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

Winkler

A badass who's most likely in the military. Extremely smart, courageous, and swift. Usually extremely successful.

Henry Winkler.

by Zachariah Manciewicz October 25, 2009

WINK WINK

A term used by slut faced whores who are trying to steal your man. Often used in a sexual way.

We need to talk Friday night. WINK WINK

by americasnexttopmodel season 97 November 28, 2009

hood-winked

To have the whool be pulled over your eyes ! Its origin comes from real life experiences by people in the hood, everytime you blink in the hood, someones shit gets stolen.

"IVE BEEN HOOD-WINKED !! how could u lie to me !"

by Brittney Johnson August 2, 2006

tinkie winkie

used to describe a small penis

My sister told me you had a small tinkie winkie.

by Abraham Castellanos October 27, 2006

winkl

verb. To winkl is halfway between to wink and to tickle. It refers to a severe reaction to tactile stimuli, including but not limited to eye tics, loss of lower body control, flailing, reflexively curling into a fetal position, and violent swearing. A person who performs the above actions or other similar ones when poked is known as a 'winkler.'

Rebecca winkled so hard she nearly gave herself a concussion.

by Owen Barron July 16, 2008