Double Whopper

(noun) A sexual situation involving four people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position similar to a sandwich. The two receiving parties are in the middle, one giving party is the top bun, other giving party is the lower bun.

So... date-night turned into couples dinner which turned into quite the double whopper.

by Tosser A. Wei November 14, 2015

whippopotamus

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.

Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

by all my friends are whipped July 22, 2011

Pussy whipped

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.

"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"

by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014

Mary Kay Whipped

A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.

Where's Matt been? We really need him here and working on this project. Plus we're all going out and watching the game after work tonight.

Oh his wife is having a Mary Kay party. He had to take a week of vacation to take care of the kids so she had time to create snazzy place settings and make gift baskets for the attendees. I hear that he isn't even allowed to watch the game at home.

Are you shitting me?! Call HR and see if we can ask the next guy we interview whether or not he is Mary Kay whipped.

by The Potts May 16, 2013

Mr Whipples' warranty

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

whoppo

To cockslap; it's as sexy as it sounds.

There are three types of whoppo: surprise, request, and compliance.

Oh Pete Doherty (Jude Law, Bono?, etc.), oh Pete! Just whoppo me across the face!!

Gurrrl 1: Just tell me one thang, was it a surprise or request?
Gurrrl 2: Compliance.

by KFlo June 16, 2008

pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.

if she says jump, u ask how high?

by orangechicken October 9, 2004