Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

Spankus Whoopee

Spankus Whoopee is a whoopee or a type of animal that whoops.

Spankus Whoopee keeps whooping, it is so loud.

by jamesmardson April 11, 2021

Bolly-whopper

Any kind of club or pipe used to hit something or someone with.

Dude you smacked that fish real good with the Bolly-whopper!!!

by BarberG May 6, 2021

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

lefty whopper

a BDSM sex act where you are continually kicked on the left (typically non-dominant) side of your body

Him: "You know I think I'm up for that lefty whopper we talked about. Just be gentler than last time please."
Her: "I'm going to make you suffer without leaving a single mark."

by Lexinet January 12, 2023

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

by joshua7437 January 16, 2008

whooped

to be up on someone's balls.

"So, dude, do you like anyone?"

"Yeah, man. I'm whooped on Alex."

by juan villicana July 25, 2007