"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
by big shlong dong hippty hong December 11, 2020
A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture
Person:What’s what do you meme
Me:A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture
Me:A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture
by Bruce splat December 31, 2017
Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area
Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there
Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?
Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there
Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?
by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022
by What are you fuckin gay February 19, 2016
by Kuehlstein January 03, 2018
A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023