Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.

by thelastcard December 1, 2010

Writing Papers

To masturbate vigorously..

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"

by second nature October 28, 2013

waiting for a train

To go for a shit

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train

by monobollocks November 27, 2016

Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object

"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"

by alethiophile February 18, 2019

crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

by Lanny12 January 28, 2019

lady in waiting

when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.

Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.

by allisonslav January 28, 2010

weiling

aka miss gullible

by noweat September 11, 2003