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Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut
Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit
by ChaosMates June 20, 2022
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julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel
JIAW means Julia is a Weasel
by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019
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Piss weasel

As in Paul was a right piss weasel
by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006
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Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.
Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!
by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009
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shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.
That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.
by ronmag November 27, 2011
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cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
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titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.
Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?
by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007
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