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Weiner

Any girl with this last name is most likely:

1. Cute, petite, sporty, and caring.

2. Hot, georgous, has piercing eyes, and looks totally cute driving a big truck.

3. Elegant, great sense of humor, moves her body like a cyclone and can pop, lock and drop it like nobodys business, but dont be fooled she can make one hell of a sandwich.
1. Is that the new model for victoria's secret? She is a total Weiner.

2. That weiner is so cute i just want to hold it.

3. I wish that weiner was in my truck.
by manlyAk907 July 7, 2010
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weiner drizzle

It is that last bit of pee left in your weiner that you have to shake out!
Sallly: "Ed, I am tired of cleaning your weiner drizzle off of the toilet seat."

Ed: "Bitch, clean that seat or I will splash you with weiner drizzle.
by studleyhungwell26 August 10, 2009
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weiner face

when someones face closely resembles a weiner or when some one is being an asshole
1) look at that guy he only has one eye, he must be a weiner face
2)quit being such a weiner face
by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004
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Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women
Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.
by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006
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Weiner Brothers

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.
by MyChemicalBromance December 9, 2010
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Weiner face

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.
by Ainzcb June 17, 2011
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weiner boop

To poke another player with ones penis while playing Garry's Mod.
Player 1: stay still so I can weiner boop you!
Player 2: noooo not like this, I'm a virgin!
Player 1: not any more *weiner boop*
by DVDA OverKill March 1, 2014
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